Like trying to smile with a full cup of water in your mouth.

Like trying to contain the smell of cooking bacon in the kitchen.

Like trying to eat a blue popsicle without coloring your lips or teeth.

Like trying not to laugh at an unexpected joke.

Like trying not to sweat when sprinting.

Like trying to hold a beach ball under water.

Like trying not to blush when you’re embarrassed.

Fighting God’s design in nature is an uphill battle. It takes reeducation and coercion and gaslighting.